Bill Burrs opening should start with his gratitude for the gig, a little background about him already a helicopter pilot but with this payday further gratitude he should start looking at recommendations for flightschools.
Jimmy Carr should simple start by admitting this gigs the most money he's ever been paid not to call anyone a cunt.
Jim Jefferies should show some balls and wear a three dongle belled jesters hat and do a little dance for the King.
Whitney Cummings should reveal her penis explaining that without it she wouldn't be able to speak. [or drive]
Kev Hart can come out all loud and angry shouting discrimination because everyone's been paid their weight in gold and he's only worth a valets tip.
Louie CK can confess he's never masturbated in front of other people so profitably before.
Others?
Burr is the answer to the question.
What sounds do bone-saws and money counting machines make?
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