My ideal Presidential debate would involve Hillary suffering a spectacular overdrawn cerebral event, multiple fatal hemorrhages in a series of locations that still allow her equilibrium as she staggers round the stage and the world as we know it with her arms flapping and uttering in an inhuman tone what sounds like a demonic form of speaking in tongues. Donald, truly terrified for the first time in his life sprints off the stage, forgets the drop is three meters and fatally breaks his neck . Hillary's brain finally explodes for good and she collapses and to the worlds amazement spontaniously combusts. Both vice presidential candidates withdraw suffering debilitating psychotic fractures.
