pre internet shenanigans.. tokyo..ish. [photo from way south.]

story about concussion #428 https://youtu.be/3tJlfj6C0sA?si=tOXUBvWeXx2UnsQd My story is from the late 80's rather than 82. [I didn't go to clown school til 83 ] Rob and I both got on local then longer reaching trains in Tokyo together and it wasn't til we were 2/3rds there we worked out each of us thought the other had bought the stilts. We were heading to a shopping center with a very large entrance that had a huge screen that was the edited security footage of the entrance plus ads. We [Rob and I] had worked out it would be an ideal cheap thing to offer to work there if we got a copy of the footage. We put it to our 'boss' who was head of mitsubishi mirage marketing and he rang ahead for us and got us permission. It was my job to go back home and grab both stilts and costumes, an extra two hours, while rob, with his superior and impeccably sourced Japanese language skills, talked to the representatives of the owner. I returned and Rob and I played on stilts in a huge vestibule but also on escalators going up to six stories...and afterwards got invited to the exclusive apartment of the elderly couple who were the ultimate titans of the enterprise. So Robs taking to them , having charmed them with his freak poly- linguistic intrinsically intellectual appreciation of their language in their apartment on the top of the shopping center . I am introduced by Rob to this elderly couple and politely put up with it before asking where their toilet was. I was directed to a room. It had shag carpet. That's how confident this elderly couple were that they would never piss on the floor. That's how private this particular toilet was, this was the honour we were being bestowed. The toilet itself was a Japanese push button nightmare, you opened the lid and everything lit up, in a language you didn't understand....so you just piss and shit anyway and then there are chimes and a humming sound and suddenly a small powerful stream of water directly hits your anus. It may have been heatseeking, the technology was beyond me but my reaction was a short scream and me launching myself from the toilet and headbutting the door. Everybody heard. Rob and the Owners of the shopping center and the toilet. I headbutted the door and then looked back, the stream that was aimed at my anus was now arching out of the toilet and onto the shag carpet. I did what was required, against all my primitive impulses I over-rode them socially and used my ass as a cork and backed into the stream and tried to mitigate shag tragedy and took a seat on the fountain. Japan is unique in how easy it is for collectively embarrassed people to avoid conflict. We got out and got our footage but it was all before the internet so it may as well never have happened.

I'll delete this tomorrow but just for 24 hours my munch scream

Why does reality indulge this fuckwit? It's astonishing!. He sits in courtrooms quietly shitting under a blanket of charges and yet the world gives him the keys? Fucking species needs to go. Homosapiens can't even wipe it's ass.

Fascists are historically losers

Birthday gratitude as a 62 year old

I'd like also to thank the legion of friends it took to machinate over years to do this and to do that, all so the dissolution of the underlying foundations of early 21st century world civilisation could dissolve spectacularly on 8/4/25. So grateful and humbled and yet because I'm programed by catholic parents I have to say.."You shouldn't have."

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First 2025 post

'What worrisome trend in society are you beginning to notice?' That outrage porn is to the 21st century what sex sells was to the 20th in terms of engagement. Subsequently via positive reinforcement it's obvious emotional reactionarism has surpassed logic as the foundation of peoples worldviews rendering them as nodes fundamentally and not the rugged individuals and free thinkers they have been sold as skins.