Bill Burrs opening should start with his gratitude for the gig, a little background about him already a helicopter pilot but with this payday further gratitude he should start looking at recommendations for flightschools.
Incidentally ...Burr is the sound a bone-saw makes.
Jimmy Carr should simple start by admitting this gigs the most money he's ever been paid not to call anyone a cunt.
Jim Jefferies should show some balls and wear a three dongle belled jesters hat and do a little dance for the King.
Whitney Cummings should reveal her penis explaining that without it she wouldn't be able to speak. [or drive]
Kev Hart can come out all loud and angry shouting discrimination because everyone's been paid their weight in gold and he's only worth a valets tip.
Louie CK can confess he's never masturbated in front of other people so profitably before.
Others?
