Scientologic L'esprit de l'escalier .

I remember working in Dublin in a scene with Tom Cruise in a Ron Howard movie, Far and Away. Mr Cruise kindly initiated some small talk between shots, I nodded smiling and replied. "Scientology in religious terms is a spiritual crack whore who worked out no-one notices the running sores if you charge enough to drive a lamborghini." He laughed and nodded and winked. I don't think he heard me. also I made a lot of the above up. Call it 25 year old latent L'esprit de l'escalier .