Empire of Cheese.

  Papa John's is an entitled white asshole undoubtedly raised by parents who both looked and dressed like Colonel Sanders and is simply a dysfunctional success in a dysfunctional world. He profits from not paying a viable wage to the people who make him his profit and because he's lived his entire life inside an economic table-fort sleepover he thinks he's a philosopher when in the wider sense he's a self-fellating Marie Antoinette.

He's the retarded teenager that mistakes insecurity for ambition that America rewards.