Saturday, August 21, 2021

This Kills the Canary

 Now you're probably going to need to brace yourself for this....

I follow [quite proudly] this fellow and altogether he's one of the most erudite, articulate, authentic and para-politically ambitious people you're likely to meet.
He is prone to passionate outbursts when persistently stupid people try and disrupt the conversations being simultaneously in his chat-box as he live blogs about trading.
In this instance some individual had been unsuccessfully attempting to disrupt proceedings in the background chat for about 30 mins.
Before this happened.....
My version of events. let me set the scene
A rare daft toon had been intermittently interjecting in chat.
The local residents, a mixture of sarcastically sincere pedestrian crossing guards brandishing open carry weapons unused and the adjacent scornful schoolchildren themselves had been toying with the duffer some extended period before the vocal eye of mordor even noticed.
Better more important subjects at hand. Nuggets to disperse.
A well reasoned and calm summation followed.
A brief well intentioned and if anything overly sincere rendition of concern for a raft of discrepancies of character and miscalculation of method and modes of modular enunciation were evinced.....each a shiny bauble or tasty tit bit left in a luring line towards the witches cottage in the wood or the bears den.
An extended silence followed, peace returned to the glen, the creatures there began again to dart and flit as they do.
And then this mad dodger stumbled up to the door again and knocked, hoping to run away tittering before it opened.
AND HELL RAINED DOWN!!!


https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgxYQ2GEKltx87yQTWB4AaABCQ


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