They have a singular playful charm.
I always defer to elderly aggression.
There was this little old woman in Carnerby street
and she passed me once and stopped and informed
me that she had a heart condition and that if she
were to have a cardiac arrest then she would stop
breathing and that would be very serious
and was I aware of that?
She passed by an hour later to inform me that she
had been in touch with the police.
I never heard from them.
I-ve had woman swing their shoppingbags
into my crutch.
I love it.
I block it then milk it
I have elastic trousers
and can safely inspect the damage (mock)
I am aggressive and welcome reprisals.
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